some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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