Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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