I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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