you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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