That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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