And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Buhtt sex?
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
Randomize