he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Randomize
