Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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