Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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