I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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