my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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