so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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