doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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