I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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