Please, let me fuck your mom
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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