What a fucking waste of an outfit
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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