Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
The beer is more important than you right now.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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