Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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