i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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