He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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