is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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