you guys were way drunker than both of me
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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