worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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