You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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