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Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
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