no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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