you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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