so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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