so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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