i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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