I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
