i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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