he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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