What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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