whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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