My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
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