Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I want to be your penis for a week.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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