I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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