i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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