stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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