Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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