We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I wish you could order shots online.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
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The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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