she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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