What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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