We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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