You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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