were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Randomize
