Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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