Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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