spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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