We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
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