Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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