This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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